Burn, baby, burn!
From an eBay auction currently in progress:
COMPLETE POETICAL WORKS OF ROBERT W SERVICE (SINGED)
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HELLO THIS BOOK IS IN VERY GOOD CONDITION FOR ITS AGE I FOUND IT AT A ESTATE SALE ITS DATED 1921 AND ITS SINGED AND HAS THE ORIGANOIL BOOK COVER ON IT THANKS FOR LOOKING SHIPPING IN THE US IS 10.00 DOLLARS OUT OF THE US IS 14.00 DOLLARS AND UP DEPENDS WERE YOUR AT THANKS
Mmm, nicely basted with oregano oil, then singed
P.S. How on earth did a person as illiterate as this get into the business of selling books on eBay?
Labels: eBay humor